Mel Buttle’s brutal take on Brisbane suburbs: THE FULL LIST

by Newsfeed


Comedian Mel Buttle threw out a challenge on Twitter recently: “Tweet me a Brisbane suburb and I’ll encapsulate its essence.”https://www.qt.com.au/”

So far, she’s had more than 100 submissions for suburbs.

Want to know what Mel thinks of where you live? Here’s the full list.

 

ACACIA RIDGE: Very large dogs. Electric front gates. Good fruit shops.

ALBANY CREEK: Teacher aides live in this suburbs. Still doing chunky blonde foils. Ride on movers for no reason in AC.

ALBION: Noisy. St Margaret’s girl drinking lattes. Not quite Clayfield too much hi vis.

ALDERLEY: Northside Nannas live here, old fat cattle dogs, feels like it would have a great cafe, it doesn’t.

ANNERLEY: Needs a dog park. Raves about Cafe O Mai too much.

ARANA HILLS: Really happy about the Taco Bell…



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